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  • SevenInchScrew
    Apr 5, 03:07 PM
    And last but not least. (sorry if I've posted to many, I just love taking photos) :o
    Not at all!! That is what this thread is for, and you and your awesome photos are always welcome.

    A couple of those S2Ks earlier are AWESOME!! I've been really thinking about getting rid of my Talon and buying one of those. I need a new project car, and the S2K would be great. Those are just classic looking, so even years down the road, it will still look great. Thanks for the pics.





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  • r6novak
    Nov 19, 04:36 PM
    I wrote the email to him - Headers below. It not a fake people...


    i removed my email domain so no one emails my work.



    From: Steve Jobs <sjobs@apple.com>
    Subject: Re: TJ Maxx? Really?
    Date: November 19, 2010 11:35:35 AM EST
    To: Robert Novak <Robert.Novak@.com>
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  • Krafty
    Apr 13, 12:18 PM
    My dream car is a 350z in which I would modify, painted all black:

    http://pix.am/d2TU.jpg



    But then today I paid an innocent visit to Binders over here in Atlanta, GA.... and.. well...

    http://pix.am/rx05.jpg
    http://pix.am/zO4E.jpg

    No one ones the amount of d*** I would suck, or people I would kill, to get behind the wheel of an GT-R35....

    If only... If only...





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  • Full of Win
    Apr 25, 01:06 AM
    I was beginning to worry about you. Your recent posts were not annoying in the least. Glad to see you're still you. :)
    Reason it isn't a disgrace: The white enclosure apparently was causing trouble with the camera due to light leakage. You would most likely be calling that disgraceful if they had indeed released a 500$ phone with that rather huge flaw, so I guess they can't win.

    I know the reason, or the supposed reason (who knows, Apple has been as tight lipped as ever on the issue) . If true, its a disgrace it made it to the keynote presentation, without the issue being identified or a reasonable fix found. I don't care how you square it - being 10 months late for a device who has an average life of 12 months is utter incompetence and hence disgraceful.

    Hats off for Apple sticking to it, but that does not take away from the fact that they should never have made the promise w/o a better understanding of production issues. The iPhone 4 design has been around since at least January per spy shots of the iPad before release. So, its not as if the design was so new that they could claim there was no time to identify the issue until after the June 2010 keynote by Steve Jobs.



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  • whatever
    Nov 21, 12:09 PM
    a conversation i just had with a mac specialist.

    You are chatting with Scott C, an Apple Expert
    scott- Hi, my name is Scott C. How may I help you today?
    me- im just checking out this new applestore online feature
    me- its pretty cool
    scott- Good morning
    me- can i pre-order my iPhone here when it comes out in january?
    me- how much is that going to run, i want to order that now.
    scott- I am not familiar with the iPhone.
    me- oh
    me- you are not familiar with it?
    me- well i was going to wait for it to come out so i could buy it and use it as my phone
    scott- I am unaware of any future or unreleased products.
    me- but since you are unfamiliar with it, im going to go buy a microsoft windows phone and lock myself into a 2 year contract in which i will be unable to purchase any other phone
    i wont be buying the iPhone. :(
    i thought it was coming out soon
    but since you are unaware, im going to have to get myself an HP iPaq
    scott- There are rumors posted online about it, but I am unaware of any factual information about it.
    me- oh
    me- i heard about it on TV though
    me- im one of those people who believes everything they see on TV, not really... but i was quite taken by the iphone they showed on TV and i was going to wait because i know Apple releases the highest quality products i know of. buying the phone they made was going to be my next tech purchase
    but now i am going to go get a $400 HP iPaq and lock myself into it for 2 years
    scott- Well, it might be worth it to wait and see if Apple does release one then.
    me- oooookkkk
    me- thank you
    scott- Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business.
    me- thank you for chatting
    A convesation that bboyredcel had with himself.

    bboyredcel- Hi, I'm a stupid moron and I want to show people that I think I'm really cute.

    himself- Let's pretend you, bboyredcel, call Apple and ask them about the iPhone.

    bboyredcel- Yeah and I, bboyredcel, can pretend that I know more than the Apple Expert.

    himself- You could then threaten to purchase a competitor's product.

    bboyredcel- Yeah, I bet that would really upset him.

    himself- And while you're at it you can show the world or at least those who read this page, how stupid you really are.

    bboyredcel- What.

    himself- Well, everyone who reads MacRumors should know how Apple operates by now. You might as well be calling Apple about a rumored iPizzaMaker or something.

    bboyredcel- Really Apple is working on an iPizzaMaker.

    himself- God, I wish someone would just lobotomize me!





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  • Mooneii
    Dec 17, 09:16 AM
    So like most people I tried to jailbreak my ipodtouch, but got it stuck on recovery mode, now I cant use my ipod touch, I dont know if I can recover it on itunes (but would rather not) so Im kind of desperate, HELP? :(



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  • takao
    Jan 22, 06:37 PM
    One thing I forgot to point out earlier is that the base price of the new Jetta and Passat is lowered by a huge amount, but (at least in the case of the Jetta) the diesel version @ $22k isn't really any cheaper than in the previous version.

    Now, with the Jetta, we know that VW saved a ton of money by fitting the antediluvian 2.0 8v engine. But the base Passat comes with the 5-cylinder. I wonder how much the diesel will cost in the Passat?

    random guess with diesel and vw is: 2000 bucks for the same fittings.. the big reason why VW wont introduce a bigger/cheaper passat in europe is that there is no need with their absurd fleet/business car sales(just like BMW) and their ability to really upsell to the bigger margin Audi or the lower margin Seat and Skoda
    the passat, just like top range bmws/audis/mercs are between up to 70-80% business cars around here and the skoda superb thanks to legroom rules taxi sales
    even my father got a TDI Passat handed to him which despite being the smallest engine still did cost nearly 40.000k euro


    I guess I'll reserve judgment till I read reviews (and see it on Top Gear ;) ), but my first reaction is Ferrari! NOOOOOO! This is just one small step away from the inevitable SUV and Ferrari will be dead to me. :eek:

    i can already imagine clarkson circling the top gear test track with ikea packages and a potted plant sticking out of the open hatch, complete with going through corners sideways ;)

    Hardly... the 612 remains the better car & Ferrari have been producing 4-seaters for decades. ;)

    Regarding the design, personally I rather like the fact that they've gone for a Shooting Brake aesthetic rather than an ungainly 4 door one. Remember, Ferrari's are almost always controversial (entirely unlike Porsche). :)

    the new FF will be _replacing_ the 612 .. which very likely was the best looking 4 seater ferrari ever made... don't forget some of those old 4 seat Ferraris ;)

    on a more general note Fiat and it's subsidaries seem to be quite on a roll design wise... the last few years i have nearly liked all recent released cars from Fiat,Ferrari and Alfa looks wise compared to the more "hit and miss" or "bland boring playing it safe" of other (euro) car makers

    and yes i'm a stern supporter of the shooting brake design.. after all who isn't ? the only problem i have is that i can't afford them ;)





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  • MrChurchyard
    May 1, 09:32 AM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8H7 Safari/6533.18.5)

    Castle on a cloud seems the likely origin

    There's also the "my home (folder) is my Castle" angle, though. :)

    I for one would like a constantly backed-up and synced home folder.



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  • partyBoy
    Oct 2, 02:28 AM
    Click on image for closer view...


    http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/colombian_pride69/Geektool%20themes/Screenshot2010-10-02at11151AM.png





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  • FF_productions
    Jun 25, 06:01 PM
    Looking for 1.25 Ghz and up.

    I'd like to purchase this soon, so keep the offers coming!



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  • Ace 7
    Sep 2, 02:06 PM
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  • DylanLikesPorn
    Jun 15, 11:44 PM
    Wow. That's a retina avatar. I can make out every letter!



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  • giganten
    Apr 5, 06:36 AM
    I cant wait to try it.

    Microsoft Game Studios has spent the last several months telling you all about the incredibly deep and realistic features included in the game and soon you�ll be able to take the game for a test drive on Xbox Live Marketplace � the rumors this week of a downloadable demo are true and the details on timing will be confirmed in the coming weeks.

    http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/13177/Forza-Motorsport-2-Update-Demo-Confirmed/





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  • It's a tribute
    Oct 3, 07:05 PM
    Last one, going on holiday/language course to Thailand.

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  • b0blndsy
    Feb 10, 06:37 AM
    This is great! I just switched back to AT&T from sprint this weekend!!!

    Hope more people to follow





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  • doucy2
    Dec 9, 07:45 PM
    My Seagate drive is now on eBay with a very low reserve. Bid away!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8735984106
    i know im bidding on this one
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  • Oflife
    Apr 28, 07:37 AM
    I'm an Apple fan, but the truth has to be told: a) 3.5" is TOO small to be practical. I have a Motorola DEFY with a 3.7" display, and even then, the on screen keyboard is not large enough in portrait mode, at least 4 to 4.3" is vital. A larger display is also easier on the eyes when reading lengthy texts. b) Lack of camera shutter release is a major and idiotic decision. You cannot take self portraits, further it is not possible to simply pick up the phone (as you can with some Android and even WP7 handsets) and press the camera button to fire up the camera and shoot away without needing to hit an icon on the 'desktop' first. c) Lack of standard MicroUSB port means having to rely on Apple cabling - forget the cable and you're hosed if no one else has one. d) Call quality is not good enough for serious use due to the design flaws. Yes, it may be a superb gaming and multimedia phone, but I know many people with iPhones and have owned a 3GS, and when talking to them, the call quality is not as good as other brands, further, they lose signal more easily. (Here in the UK.) e) Reliance on iTunes is another hindrance. You feel chained to your main computer. With an Android phone, you are liberated.

    Again, I'm an Apple fan, I have an iPad and desktop Macs, but the design flaws in all iPhone models have made that platform too much of a liability.

    Let's hope iPhone 5 features ThunderBolt, a larger display, a dedicated camera shutter release and that iOS 5 removes iTunes from the equation.

    Consumers are getting savvy thanks to the enlightenment (and lower cost) that Android delivers. Google are keeping Apple in check, and that's good for us consumers!





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  • pedrofan
    May 5, 03:38 PM
    WOW since i just updated my macbook pro it boots so quickly that i don't even see the spinning wheel, i have a owc mercury extreme 6g. thank apple :)


    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1148192

    Read the forum.. ;)





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  • 7thMac
    Jan 12, 07:11 PM
    I agree that the new design is very bland. I think they know what they are doing. The car companies seem to believe that this type of design will sell the most cars in the U.S. The Hyundai Sonata is a slight break from this mold.





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    Sep 1, 09:05 AM
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    Jetson
    Oct 31, 08:18 AM
    A month from now I might ask myself, "What was I thinking?" about one or more songs.





    mccldwll
    Apr 27, 06:35 PM
    What about when you sign up for life insurance only to find out you cant get it because google sold your location to the insurance co. complete with logs of you going to (or near) the liquor store on a daily basis. Or the clinic.

    Is reading for comprehension a lost art? What is wrong with people who don't understand the difference between tower logging and tracking?





    olicool1234
    Nov 13, 06:30 PM
    it should be ok if you dont play with it and streacth it or watever you might think of doing with it, just use your ipod like a normal person and it should be ok.





    Mord
    Apr 18, 06:19 AM
    One really talented engineer can't support two elderly people who demand a high quality of life, and do you realize what massive immigration to Europe is going to do? It will break their culture.

    Break it!? More like make it.

    I love life in the melting pot, it's the one thing I really miss about living in London, there's just a degree of culture clash that you don't get outside of the capital.

    It won't be too long until the baby boomers start dying off, I don't think this "elderly issue" is all that much of one, for the most part they can take care of themselves, population may be slowing down but it's not crashing.



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